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Kodak Alaris Patent Engineer - holds 200 patents. http://1000words.kodak.com/2014/02/26/200-patents-and-counting-for-kodak-alaris-joe-manico/

Kodak Picture Kiosk Dashboard

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On the go? Traveling? Need to make high quality photo prints, greeting cards, and photo gifts in your car? Mobile Photo Printing has finally come of age with the new “Kodak Picture Kiosk Dashboard” from Kodak Alaris.

The Kodak Picture Kiosk Dashboard can be easily installed in any late model car or truck equipped with a dashboard and an Internet Connection*. Optional “hands-free” voice control and an extra-long print delivery chute for your back seat photo enthusiasts are also available. In addition, a range of colors and trims are available to customize your Dashboard Photo Kiosk to match your car’s décor or to express your own unique style.

The many uses for the new Kodak Picture Kiosk Dashboard are only limited by your imagination and the amount of print media you have packed in your trunk.

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  • Amuse the children on those long car trips by printing out photos of them arguing, fighting, and making faces at each other.
  • Tend to get lost and don’t like disembodied robotic voices telling you what to do? Take a picture at every intersection on the way to your destination, print them all out, and use them to find your way home.

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  • Never lose your car in a parking lot again. Print out a picture of your car to document where it is parked and place the print in your pocket or purse. Problem solved!

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  • For you new Parents and Grandparents never be without a true to life “Baby on Board” sign with a photo of your actual baby that will create an emotional connection to really encourage responsible driving.

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  • Need to send another driver a subtle suggestion on how they can improve their driving skills and like to keep both hands on the wheel? Take a photo of your most helpful hand gesture, print it out, and keep it handy.

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  • Feeling guilty about damaging someone’s parked car? Simply take a picture of an undamaged area of the car, print it out, and tape it over the damaged area. Good as new!

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  • Make your own custom photo bumper stickers that will put those weird stick figure family decals and 3 letter oval stickers that no one understands to shame.
  • In a hurry? Want to use HOV lane and don’t have any friends? Print out a passenger** with our new poster printer upgrade or send the photo print order to one of our retail partners and pick it up at the drive thru.

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  • Driving home and forgot your significant other’s Birthday, Anniversary, and Valentine’s Day? Simply take and print your best “Duckface Selfie” and add a written comment that conveys your true feelings and commitment to the relationship. This personal keepsake will be cherished remembered for years and it only took minutes to make.
  • Save money on stamps. Print your postcards in intended recipient’s driveway and deliver them yourself.

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  • Print apology cards with a “sorry I parked so badly” message and your most sincere “Regret Selfie” to put on someone’s car that you totally blocked in an over filled parking lot.
  • The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency have not yet specified a “prints per mile” standard for this device…

…and please be safe, don’t print and drive!

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*           Wireless internet connectivity recommended.

**        Not recommended for use in states and jurisdictions with “High Vehicle Occupancy” lanes.

***     Never print, replicate, or distribute copyrighted materials without the expressed permission of the copyright holder.

Introducing the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone

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Have you ever found yourself on a remote mountain top, miles away from civilization, or even enjoying the comfort your own backyard and thought, “I really wish there was a Picture Kiosk here”?

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Kodak Alaris brings you the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone. Now, with the new Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone, you can print your favorite pictures whenever you want, wherever you want.  It’s simple, just call 1-555- DroneMe to “phone drone”, text DroneMe to 5555 or use the handy Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone mobile app and within minutes our Picture Kiosk Drone will find you wherever you may be.

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Are you too busy to call?  Try our new “Cloud Service”. All you have to do is look up into the sky and when you see one of our yellow Picture Kiosk Drones flying overhead, climb onto the roof of your home, wave your arms frantically, and your prints will be ready in minutes.

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  • High Quality Color Prints that literally, “fall right out of the sky”.
  • Enjoy a cooling breeze while the Picture Kiosk Drone completes your order.
  • Accepts Cash, Credit and PayPal. (Bitcoin and heavy amounts of loose change are no longer accepted).
  • Makes prints from any image storage media, Camera Cards, Bluetooth, WIFI, USB (Please remember to disconnect your USB cable before the Picture Kiosk Drone takes off).
  • Try our new “Hands Free Selfie” feature.  Great for Passport photos too!
  • Coming Soon! The New Under Water Picture Kiosk…

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And remember, “If the Drone is not Yellow, it might not be that Mellow.”

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Note: Do not attempt to ride, avoid, or otherwise annoy the Picture Kiosk Drone.  Be sure to only use the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone, another Drone may not be the Drone you are looking for.