Kodak is pleased to announce an exciting breakthrough in imaging science: KODAK LIVEPrint!
KODAK LIVEPrint technology was developed in our Rochester, NY labs by a small group of dedicated imaging scientists after a very spirited lunchtime brainstorming session. Rapid commercialization of this new technology is underway in all areas of the company and new products will be launched in stages throughout the coming year.
The first of these products is available now! KODAK Picture Kiosks can now print Live Kittens. Starting today, at selected retail locations, you can choose from 12 perennially popular breeds of Felis silvestris catus and have your own live, furry little of ball of cuteness printed right there – in store, in minutes!
Choose from these popular breeds:
- Egyptian Hairless
- Maine Coone
- American Shorthair
Following the nationwide launch of Live Kittens! later this month, select locations will soon be featuring a limited Easter promotion (Buy 2 Bunnies, get 10 free!). A nationwide launch of Bring a Puppy Home for the Holidays! is slated to begin on November 1st.
Kodak Imaging Science R&D is already developing the next generation of this exciting new technology for home printing. Look for a new line of low cost KODAK Inkjet Printers in stores this Fall capable of producing a wide range of small mammals and reptiles, all perfectly suited as small pets.
Long term development will be focused on the higher speed and larger formats of our commercial printing platforms. KODAK NEXPRESS and PROSPER presses will soon be producing a vast array of land mammals at an astoundingly low cost per thousand.
(No kittens were harmed in the making of this harmless April Fools Day prank. We would never really suggest such an irresponsible idea like this that could lead to any increase in the number of unwanted animals. Your local animal shelter probably has many adorable, cuddly little guys like these already. You should contact them and adopt one today. And of course, always spay and neuter your animals.)