Introducing the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone

Have you ever found yourself on a remote mountain top, miles away from civilization, or even enjoying the comfort your own backyard and thought, “I really wish there was a Picture Kiosk here”?

Kodak Alaris brings you the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone. Now, with the new Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone, you can print your favorite pictures whenever you want, wherever you want.  It’s simple, just call 1-555- DroneMe to “phone drone”, text DroneMe to 5555 or use the handy Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone mobile app and within minutes our Picture Kiosk Drone will find you wherever you may be.

Are you too busy to call?  Try our new “Cloud Service”. All you have to do is look up into the sky and when you see one of our yellow Picture Kiosk Drones flying overhead, climb onto the roof of your home, wave your arms frantically, and your prints will be ready in minutes.

• High Quality Color Prints that literally, “fall right out of the sky”.
• Enjoy a cooling breeze while the Picture Kiosk Drone completes your order.
• Accepts Cash, Credit and PayPal. (Bitcoin and heavy amounts of loose change are no longer accepted).
• Makes prints from any image storage media, Camera Cards, Bluetooth, WIFI, USB (Please remember to disconnect your USB cable before the Picture Kiosk Drone takes off).
• Try our new “Hands Free Selfie” feature.  Great for Passport photos too!
• Coming Soon! The New Under Water Picture Kiosk…

And remember, “If the Drone is not Yellow, it might not be that Mellow.”

Note: Do not attempt to ride, avoid, or otherwise annoy the Picture Kiosk Drone.  Be sure to only use the Kodak Picture Kiosk Drone, another Drone may not be the Drone you are looking for.